Nothing makes me feel more old than reading Courtney Stodden's twitter feed. One Part erotica, one part vacuous narcisstic indulgence, her feed often leaves me praying for humanities sake. If 16 year olds are dotterels like Courtney, we're fucked. In case you've missed out on the latest Hollywood gossip, Courtney a 16 year old singer/model recently wed 51 year old Actor Doug Hutchison. Kind of Icky, right? Here is a link to one of their interviews: http://youtu.be/uiIwodrnW9g
What was she doing with her face?!?
Anyway, back to the twitter feed. Her latest twitter update: "Had such a sexy bday! Toppin it off now by steppin into the sensuous-shore & kissing my love. Mmm, Im so wet!"
Facepalm.
Is this girl serious?? Her vocabulary is vastly composed of the following words: Wet, Sensuous, sexy, irisistible, passionately, and satisfies.
Bow chika bow wow
Is it too late to call child protective services?
The feed:
http://twitter.com/#!/courtneystodden
Vocab of the day!!
Vacuous- Having or showing a lack of thought or intelligence. Empty.
Dotterel- (British) a silly, stupid person, especially one who is easily duped.
